Please remain seated for the entire performance funny bathroom sign humor wood framed canvas decor signs

$44.00 $55.00

A new version of a favorite sign. “ Please remain seated for the entire performance”. Elegant looking sign that gets to the point.

Each wood framed sign is painted or stained in your selected color choice and size. My frames are carefully made and do not have staples in the front which many of the lesser expensive framed signs people sell show. Each sign is made of high quality vinyl on canvas which is then sealed for protection and easy cleaning. Each frame is covered in the back with felt so that your walls will be protected. Finally, I install the hardware so your sign is ready to be installed the day it arrives.

Primary color for this listing refers to font color. Dimensions, which are size and color refers to frame color and size. I have added many custom color choices for the frame. When choosing one of them, pick custom color and size in dimensions and then in the personalize section put down which color you prefer for your frame. Popular colors like black and white are prelisted as an option in the drop down menu.
Canvas will be white by default unless you message me otherwise. I will be happy to paint the background another color at no additional charge.

Still confused? Just put in the personalize section exactly what you want, like 8x10, black frame, white canvas and black font/picture. If I have any questions or your order is unclear to me, I will make sure to contact you before I make your sign.

Delivery: Each sign takes about 5 days to make. I send most out first class mail is they are under a lb and the larger ones get sent priority mail.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations

Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 21 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 6 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Message me with any questions related to personalization. Also, don't see something you want? Ask me. I can personalize shirts, onesies, aprons, pillows, mugs, tile, canvas, you name it.

I am still confused on how to order.

If you are ever unsure you picked the correct options at checkout, just pick the frame size you want and then in the personalize section include your frame color choice, font color choice or choices, and the background choice if other than white.

Reviews (9)


Perfect fun decoration for the bathroom. :) Love it!

Arrived well packaged and faster than I expected. Seller was wonderful. Answered all my questions quickly. Soooo happy with my purchases.

Personalized colors - came out great

Funny phrase...Perfect conversation piece

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